You Don't Always Have To Do Something

Sometimes nothing is better

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Douglas Finkelstein
October 03, 2024

5 minutes to slow down, laugh, and share something in common. Every Thursday.

Today’s Setlist

🎩 One Theme → You Don't Always Have To Do Something

😄 Funny Business → Insightful

📊 Community Poll → Flick them boogs!

🌒 Tonight’s Breathwork → Breathe to Restore (join here) Earth’s moon is currently waxing crescent, a time for restoring.

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😄 Funny Business

📊 Community Poll

Results for last week’s question: What do you usually do with your boogers after you pick your nose?

You’re all very brave for the honesty here. Spoken by a proud flicker.

I can confirm Doug C.’s cats know their place. The alpha has been asserted.

Steve has this tattooed on his lower back…

I was wondering why my tooth fairy money would always stick to the pillow!

On to this week’s question…

Begin and end with love,

Founder of Slow The Fuck Down

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Ask yourself at every moment, ‘Is this necessary?’ - Marcus Aurelius