Innovative Nonprofit Partners With Local Sperm Bank To Accept Donations

_{Published April 1, 2024}

DRY WOOD, KS — An Empathic Society, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit based out of California, has announced a partnership with Johnson’s Sperm Bank to expand the types of donations they accept.

“We’re very pleased with this arrangement,” said Robert Johnson, the CEO of Johnson’s. “Innovative organizations like this don’t come very often. And every time they don’t, they always have an excuse as to why they didn’t.”

“Sealing the deal is a huge load off our chests, for sure,” a representative for An Empathic Society shared. “When the idea was first floated, we weren’t in the mood. But as talks started to heat up, we really got turned on to the idea. From there, it only took 2-3 minutes to finish.”

As of press time, it was unclear if the two would partner up again in the near future. Sources say at least a few minutes would be needed in between.

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