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📊 Community Polls → Clip Show 2024 Review Pt. 2
Clip Show: 2024 Review Pt. II
Pt. I was last Thursday and covered the top Themes and Funnies of the year. You can view it here.
Hello from Alaska! I am writing this bad boy on June 20th before heading to the airport, but will be playing with otters while you read this.
I’ll tell them you said ‘sup.
See you next Thursday for our regularly scheduled programming!
Poll #6: Do you sleep with socks on? Vote here.
Thank you to Doug C., Doug W., and Ilene N. in no particular order!
Is it even worth being nude if you don’t keep your socks on? A question for our greatest minds to ponder…
Poll #9: Where do you start when you're flossing your teeth? Vote Here.
I start in the top right and think it’s crazy to start in the top center…but then I start at the bottom center. And somehow I maintain this opinion about how crazy it is to start in the top center.
The takeaway?
Floss.
Obviously.
Poll #15: Do you and your partner call each other by other names? Vote Here.
Thank you to Doug F. and Jesse F. in no particular order!
I don’t know who answered “titties,” but I imagine they would explain that it started with “beeb,” progressed to “boob” and “boobies”, and inexplicably made the leap to “titties.”
But as you learned with my opinion on how to start flossing, everything that comes out of my mouth is bananas. So who knows…
Poll #16: When eating, do you save your favorite part for last or eat it first? Vote Here.
Thank you to Micaela B. and Steve M. in no particular order!
I could support spreading out the good stuff, but an average meal doesn’t sound ideal.
My financial advisor says any good eating strategy should have reduced volatility, so it sounds like you’re on the right track.
Poll #22: When you sneeze, how many times do you usually sneeze? Vote Here.
My condolences to the 5+ers out there. You probably shouldn’t be allowed to drive…
📊 Community Poll
I am in Alaska celebrating a wedding (and my own engagement) right now, which means I can’t update the poll responses until next Thursday.
If you haven’t answered the last question yet, it’s up for a few more days:
How do you typically grocery shop? |
 | Begin and end with love,  |
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Time is a sort of river of passing events, and strong is its current; no sooner is a thing brought to sight than it is swept by and another takes its place, and this too will be swept away. — Marcus Aurelius